That’s a little harsh, don’t you think? I’m sure they aren’t all idiots bar one. You know usually I wouldn’t say this kind of stuff but you sound like a sore loser.
No I think it was nicer than anything else I could have said about them. I’m positive they are. Sore loser? I don’t know who you think you are, but you’re dead wrong. One, there wasn’t even a winner so I can’t be. Two, I didn’t care if if we won or lost. It was just a stupid game.

And why not? If you don’t mind my asking so, of course.
Because being on a team with all idiots except one wasn’t my idea of fun. It fucking sucked. Thankfully that is over.

Yeah, you’re really cool, Faye.
And you even bothered to comment, why?
I’m still going to slushy a select few of you losers, despite the fact that you won tonight. Only because it’s freaking hilarious to see your faces before and after it happens.

I wasn’t complaining. I was just letting you know that you’re fighting wasn’t that hardcore. You’ve got nothing to lose. You can only gain from this friendship. First of all, you get me. Second of all, you get candy and third of all, you get me. It’s a win-win. Okay, Brittany might be slightly more creative than me, but she doesn’t have a best friend that’s a homeless guy.
Good thing I don’t plan on being an ultimate fighter or whatever then. Hmm you and candy, I can live with that. That’s true, she can’t beat the homeless best friend.
(Source: fayecowper)



